Jolliest Bunch of Assholes - Christmas

“We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”


This pattern fits perfectly in a 4″ hoop.

No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.

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Additional information


Fabric: Aida Cloth 14 Count
Grid Size: 56W x 56H
Design Area: 3.79" x 3.86" (53 x 54 stitches)

*Sizes will change with count size.

What You're Getting

This PDF pattern Includes:
– Color image of the finished design
– Symbol Chart
– Solid Blocks Color Chart
– Floss Legend

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