Jolliest Bunch of Assholes - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

$3.50

"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

$1 of your purchase will be donated to Charity: Water.

***THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN, NOT A PHYSICAL ITEM.***

This pattern fits perfectly in a 4" hoop.

No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.

You will need a PDF Reader in order to open the file.

Thank You and Happy Stitching!

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"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

$1 of your purchase will be donated to Charity: Water.

***THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN, NOT A PHYSICAL ITEM.***

This pattern fits perfectly in a 4" hoop.

No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.

You will need a PDF Reader in order to open the file.

Thank You and Happy Stitching!

"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

$1 of your purchase will be donated to Charity: Water.

***THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN, NOT A PHYSICAL ITEM.***

This pattern fits perfectly in a 4" hoop.

No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.

You will need a PDF Reader in order to open the file.

Thank You and Happy Stitching!

Specifications

  • Fabric: Aida Cloth 14 Count

  • Grid Size: 56W x 56H

  • Design Area: 3.79" x 3.86" (53 x 54 stitches)

*Sizes will change with count size.


What You're Getting

This PDF pattern Includes:

  • Color image of the finished design

  • Symbol Chart

  • Solid Blocks Color Chart

  • Floss Legend


Shipping Policies

*All items are shipped by Canada Post.

*Kits will be shipped in 1-2 Business Days. Larger orders might take more time. Depends on how many orders I’m working on, first come, first serve. Feel free to send a message and ask.

*Ready-to-ship items will be shipped asap once the payment goes through.

*If you need an item for a specific date, please contact us before paying so we can confirm you'll be able to receive it on time.


Returns & exchanges

We don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations.

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.


Disclaimer

You can sell finished items, just make sure to give me credit by providing a link to my shop. Distribution of the pattern either electronically or in hard copy form is prohibited.

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