Jolliest Bunch of Assholes - Cross Stitch Kit
"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Specifications
Fabric: 14 Count Aida Cloth
Grid Size: 56W x 56H
Design Area: 3.79" x 3.86" (53 x 54 stitches)
-Difficulty: Beginner
-Uses Full stitches, 3/4 Stitches, and Backstitches
What You're Getting
Color image of the finished design
Floss Legend
4" Inch Wooden Hoop
Aida Cloth 14 Count
Felt
DMC Thread
Stitching Needle
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